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Where are you from?

How'd ya find me?
Jabberwocky Members Gallery Banner Link I was looking for Club-X but this'll do Search Engine I just wanted to use the Felicities Random link clicking You told me to you hairbrained moron!

How old are?
- 20 to +5 years old
5 to 10 years old
10 to 15 years old
15 to 20 years old
20 to 25 years old
I'm an old fart
Like I'm telling you, bare-ass boy!

So that I know how much weight to give your opinions, what was the result of your last psychiatric assessment?
I haven't had one lately. Sorry.
My shrink gave me the all clear
My shrink gave me the all clear ... after I hung him out the 37th floor window by his ankles and told him to ... you got a problem mister?...
I'd tell you, but then they'd be able to trace me through you and my shrink. Wait, why would you be asking this unless you were one of them. YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why thank you Jeeves. Be a good fellow and run along now. Oh, and call her Majesty and tell her I'll be late to our meeting about the Arrowroot biscuit crisis. *turns to reader* Sterling chap that. If it wasn't for him I do believe I go quite quite mad *slaps rotting dessicated corpse dressed in butler suit on the shoulder. The arm falls off, the now empty sleeve flops about limply*
Numbat serling quart telephone radio trivial cable iron spray .............. GLASSES!!!!!!!!!

Is the Bear Boring?
Yes-|-No
Why do you think this?

Is the Bear a Crackpot?
Yes-|-No
Why?

Use the word Aaardvaark in a sentence:

Using the word JimBob (but not as a character name) write a short story (no more than 100 words).

In 10 words or less, describe why you should win the Porsche prize pack.

And Finally, write a 2,500 word essay on the following Topic (include all references and your bibliography (minimum 10 external sources)).
"Describe in terms of Yungian psychology/philosphy the concept of 'not-self'"