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What is the square root of 4352657493?
65974.673117795740996883481354998

What is an ocelot
I don't know

Self and not-self are intrinsic parts of Yungian psychology. Discuss
Bugger off

Can you direct me to the Post Office?
Ask the Police Station

How do I get rich?
Get a job and then save all your income by living on cat kibble and water. In a tent.

How do I get in shape?
Run around the block a few times.

Why is it always so hard to find the end of a roll of sticky tape?
Because watching people like you trying to find the end keeps smart people like me (who get you to find the end) entertained.

Can you direct me to the Police Station?
Ask the Post Office.

Whatever happened to the Dodo?
I ate it. It was tasty. It tasted like chicken. It needed salt though.

What, when you get right down to it, is it all about, I mean really all about, what does everything mean, life and such?...
Life is all about making a fool of yourself in public. So go run around the city center with your underpants on your head, monkeyboy. I mean, why in hell are you asking me this?... I'm just a uni student, and not an arts one at that. I study computers!... I work with computers!... The moment you start philosophising about computers the damn things start conspiring against you and god knows what can happen then ...

If you have a question for me that I rarely get asked, put it here: .
The box doesn't do anything in particular with your question, but if I'm feeling particularly psychic when you write it, I might find out about it.